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okay bros heres my two run ins which Child RPtective Services

one time I was coming back from a bounce house w my kid who ...
spaceporn2525
  04/16/18
it's normal for blacks to have these frequent run-ins.
MoreDoughHi
  04/16/18
That's why I am so insightful about them.
spaceporn2525
  04/16/18
your wife is setting you up to get that 90% custody, 100% ch...
MoreDoughHi
  04/16/18
FUCK!!! I could get in trouble on that--but my fuck ups a...
spaceporn2525
  04/16/18
laquasha let tyrone fuck him because she was low on bags.
MoreDoughHi
  04/16/18
yeah its crazy shit. I used to do family law and would have...
spaceporn2525
  04/16/18
You're a good poaster
(\/)(;,,;)(\/)
  04/16/18
Jfc
Bart O'Kavanaugh
  04/16/18
I left my 3 kids in the car while I grabbed some of those po...
gibberish
  04/16/18
Haha
(\/)(;,,;)(\/)
  04/16/18
later on at the pool I did reflect and think the lady probab...
gibberish
  04/16/18
Well, sounds like she was a miss bossypants getting all into...
spaceporn2525
  04/16/18
...
(\/)(;,,;)(\/)
  04/16/18
thoughts & prayer
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  04/16/18
...
spaceporn2525
  04/16/18
You are a board treasure.
Martin Prince
  04/16/18
...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  04/16/18


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Date: April 16th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

one time I was coming back from a bounce house w my kid who was like 18 months at the time and he fell asleep in the back seat, all strapped in and shit. I drove past best buy, had something to return there, so I parked, locked the car and went inside. I got a call over the loudspeaker to go back outside, and there was a cop there at my car, who wrote me a ticket for child endangerment by leaving my sleeping kid inside the car. It was like February bros, and the kid was all dressed up and shit, and asleep the whole fucking time. I had to have a social worker come out and I had to apologize and shit to the judge and everything.

The second time, around midnight, kid just got up and went downstairs and put his shoes on, and went out into the night. He was like 3 at the time. He walked like four blocks by himself apparently, then cried on someone's doorstep. the police came, picked him up, and he told them his address and they came by and dropped him off. I was like WTF!!?!??! We got alarms on the door to prevent it from happening again, and I had to meet w a social worker again. I asked the kid why he went outside by himself at midnight in the middle of winter and he said he wanted to see some fireworks.

One time the kid jammed a tic tac up his nose and we had to go to the hospital for that but I didn't get in trouble for that one.

One time when he was like a year old he tried to go out the doggie door and smashed his face up when he was a baby but I didn't get in trouble for that either. the gook babysitter wasn't watching him.

One time I had a couple beers at a bar w the kid and then I took the kid to a playground afterwards. It was a nice sunny day and I just rested my eyes at the park bench, and when I sort of woke up I saw my kid WAY on the other side of the playground, sitting w a police officer. I was like FUCK!! and went over there, and my kid said Oh there's my daddy! and it turns out he had wandered over to the other side of the playground and forgot where I was and started crying and so the police officer was talking to him. I didn't get in trouble for that one either because I showed up right away.

My boss thinks its fucking hilarious that I keep getting in trouble like that. wife ... not so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35850212)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

it's normal for blacks to have these frequent run-ins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35850220)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

That's why I am so insightful about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35850228)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

your wife is setting you up to get that 90% custody, 100% child support. it's what she tells him to do at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35850235)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

FUCK!!!

I could get in trouble on that--but my fuck ups are like nothing compared to the nigger shit the juvenile judges listen to all day so id be all right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35850255)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

laquasha let tyrone fuck him because she was low on bags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35850265)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

yeah its crazy shit. I used to do family law and would have to sit through the docket all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35850273)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: (\/)(;,,;)(\/)

You're a good poaster

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Date: April 16th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Bart O'Kavanaugh

Jfc

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Date: April 16th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: gibberish

I left my 3 kids in the car while I grabbed some of those pool noodles inside the store last weekend. I could see the minivan from inside the entire time and some fat chick walked up and started taking pictures of my car/plates. Bitch tried to talk to me about parenting when I got out which I replied with an exaggerated fart sound, shaking my head. Kids laughed. She even smirked. It was fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35851932)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: (\/)(;,,;)(\/)

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35851941)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: gibberish

later on at the pool I did reflect and think the lady probably had some merit but this was after my kids all drowned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35851959)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: spaceporn2525

Well, sounds like she was a miss bossypants getting all into your shit tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35851972)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: (\/)(;,,;)(\/)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Law is Hell, boys.)

thoughts & prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35854402)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Martin Prince (ETH tip jar: 0xB6BC7b257E294f49fAB12Fe1C2C499Be9315725B)

You are a board treasure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3950533&forum_id=2#35854354)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Law is Hell, boys.)



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